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Trillian and Ford wake Zaphod up; the effects of the gas have mostly worn off. The three are standing in the middle of a simulated catalog of what Magrathea has to offer. Zaphod is particularly excited about the planet made of solid gold.
Soon the conversation returns to Zaphod’s severing of certain parts of his own brain. He recalls some of his youthful exploits with a particular impresario, Yooden Vranx. Apparently it was Yooden who told him about the Heart of Gold and it was Yooden’s idea that Zaphod should steal it. Thus, his bid for the presidency was a ruse, the only way in which he could access the unveiling in order to steal the ship with its Infinite Improbability Drive. The problem remains: He still does not know for what reason he wanted to steal the ship. Slartibartfast appears and informs the three that “’[t]he mice will see you now’” (126).
Slartibartfast fills in the gaps for Zaphod, Trillian, and Ford about the original purpose of the custom-designed planet Earth. Arthur adds, “not unbitterly,” that the planet was destroyed approximately five minutes before the calculations were complete (127). Slartibartfast, too, is upset; his fjord designs of Norway, for which he once won an award, are now gone. He is slated to work on Africa this time around, about which he is not very enthusiastic—no fjords to work on. Still, he soldiers on, informing the four that they are to meet the mice shortly, an event he claims is third in line as the most improbable in history.
The chapter begins with a tangent about how “careless talk costs lives” (129). Arthur’s joke at the end of the previous chapter has apparently caused a wormhole to open up, wherein his words carry to a world in which a battle is about to rage. His overheard words are considered an insult to one side, so the battle commences with great ferocity over thousands of years. When the species finally learns that the words came from the mouth of an Earthling, they spend several thousand years more tracking down the source on Earth, “where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog” (129).
The mice, called Benjy mouse and Frankie mouse, welcome the group to lunch. They announce that they will no longer need the rebuilt planet Earth; after all, they have an Earthman who was present during the last few moments of its existence. Besides, they are tired of the whole philosophical endeavor at this point, having invested millions of years in finding the answer to life, the universe, and everything only to have to invest several millions more in discovering the question. Now, they will only need Arthur’s brain in order to extract the last bits of data. They are willing to pay for it and to replace it with a perfectly adequate electronic model: as Frankie puts it, “’a simple one will suffice’” (133). Arthur, however, is not willing to sell his brain and a chase ensues. Arthur and the others are cornered as men with grisly-looking medical equipment close in on them. The scene is interrupted by an ear-splitting alarm.
The transportation devices the mice were using lies smashed on the floor, while their henchmen have all been knocked unconscious. Arthur and his companions have escaped. The mice debate what they should do now. They decide to “’try and fake a question’” and eventually settle on “’How many roads must a man walk down?’” (135). The answer to this could plausibly be “42.” They figure they can make a killing on the lecture circuit.
Now, Arthur and cohort are being chased by cops who are after Zaphod for stealing the Heart of Gold. The cops appear rather disillusioned with their work, however, and a conversation ensues about how they would rather be doing other, more enjoyable activities. This distracts everyone for a moment before the cops start shooting at the group again.
Suddenly, everything grows quiet. The cops have stopped shooting and everyone wonders whether the silence is a trap. Finally, Ford ventures out to check on the cops. They are all dead, as their life support systems all mysteriously failed. The group decides to escape using the aircar that Arthur recognizes as Slartibartfast’s vehicle. There is a simple note with an instruction on how to pilot the aircar: “This is probably the best button to press” (140).
Ford is still pondering the mysterious nature of their escape as they run back to the ship. Meanwhile, the others “hurried back onto the Heart of Gold suffering from an acute attack of no curiosity” (141). They are surprised to see Marvin—“lying face down in the cold dust” (142)—waiting for them. He explains how much everyone hates him. Even the policecraft he tried to talk to despises him. When Ford asks what happened in the exchange, Marvin replies, “’It committed suicide’” (142) rather than continuing the conversation.
The Heart of Gold is on its way again while Zaphod downs a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and Trillian and Ford are deep in thoughtful conversation. Arthur decides to take The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to bed with him, noting that if he is going to have to live in the Universe, he might as well know as much as he can about it. He reads an entry that mentions lunch just as Zaphod buzzes him via the intercom to ask if he is hungry. Arthur replies that, yes, after all of these adventures, he is a bit hungry. So Zaphod turns the ship toward the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
The last few chapters, like the book as a whole, are stacked with improbable events and timely coincidences. The randomness of the Universe—exacerbated in part by the Infinite Improbability Drive—seems to grow with each passing moment. The fact that the last surviving Earthman in the galaxy has arrived on the mythical planet Magrathea just as the mice are recommissioning the building of Earth II is another astronomical convergence of events. As Slartibartfast claims, this is “the third most improbable event in the history of the Universe” (128). When Arthur asks what the first two events were, Slartibartfast replies, “’Oh, probably just coincidences’” (128). Thus, yet again, the author conflates coincidence with providence. Adams ensures that the answers to such metaphysical conundrums—like the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything—remain random, indecipherable, or at least nonsensical, furthering the theme of Meaning VS Meaninglessness in Existence.
The tangential aside that the narrator recounts at length in Chapter 31—about Arthur’s words slipping through a wormhole and causing a thousand-year war—is yet another example of Adams’s use of humor to create philosophical puzzles. As the narrator acknowledges of this random incident, “It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated” (129). From the World War II slogan, “loose lips sink ships,” to an interspatial wormhole in which a casually-uttered sentence unleashes full-scale warfare and destruction, Adams wields the “butterfly effect” to exaggerated ends. The “butterfly effect” derives from the field of chaos theory, suggesting that even the flap of a butterfly’s wings can, given certain conditions of time and space, create a tornado several days later in another region of the globe. While Adams clearly satirizes such ideas, he also takes them seriously enough to demonstrate what happens when such ideas are taken to the furthest extremes of their implications. He questions scientific authority and knowledge in the same way in which he questions capitalist systems and governing bodies.
Another form of authority is questioned during the final scramble to escape. The cops’ behavior and conversation while chasing the group satirizes the authority of law enforcement. When the cops defend their actions by suggesting that they would really rather not be yelling and shooting at other people, they also add that it is just a part of the job: “’Because there are some things you have to do even if you are an enlightened liberal cop who knows all about sensitivity and everything!’” one of them argues (137). Thus, the stereotypical banter an audience encounters in the average police drama turns into a satirical critique of the cops’ actual duties. The satire works on two levels, both as a response to the cliches involved in the writing of cop shows and as an examination of the job of police officer itself.
The random nature of the cops’ deaths also highlights the continuing flirtation with coincidence: It appears that Marvin’s conversation with the police officers’ vehicle ultimately led to their demise. His particular brand of passive-aggressive, depressive conversation incites the policecraft to commit death by suicide, as Marvin tells the group, which had the effect of cutting off the cops’ life support systems. Arthur and his companions are therefore saved by a series of random events. First, the sounding of the alarm which interrupts the mice’s plot to take Arthur’s brain is initiated by the arrival of the cops who are searching for Zaphod Beeblebrox. Second, Slartibartfast has randomly left them his aircar as a means of escape, presumably because he is disgruntled about the cancellation of the Earth II project—also initiated by the randomness of Arthur, the last Earthman, showing up coincidentally on Magrathea. Third, Marvin’s casual conversation with another machine ultimately takes care of the cops who are chasing the group.
In the final moments of the book, the characters turn their attention towards eating lunch. Adams inflates the importance of an ordinary occasion, lunch, to exponential degrees. Arthur reads in The Guide that, “’[t]he history of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as How, Why and Where phases’” (143). This at first appears as if it were an academic discussion about the evolution of civilizations, but then The Guide turns to more mundane concerns in its example of these phases: “’For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question ‘How can we eat?’ the second by the question ‘Why do we eat?’ and the third by the question ‘Where shall we have lunch?’” (143). Thus, the quotidian is conflated with the philosophical, the ordinariness of life mixed up with the great metaphysical questions of the universe—just like Arthur’s ordinary house represents all of Earth and the threat to its continuing existence. There is meaning in life, the universe, and everything if one knows where to look—even if one does not know the question.
By Douglas Adams